St Paul's Academy: Rory McGrath
When I was two
and eating in a field
my Dad said 'look out there's a goat after you!'
the goat came charging
an evil look in it's eye
Before i could run my butt was in the sky.
I was smelling roses and petting other goats
when another came along,
the same look in its eyes,
seconds later I was back up in the sky.
by Rory McGrath